12 things the kids do that make me laugh everytime

1-When Henry says "food" boot" or "pooped" it all sounds the same---so does "shoes and "juice"
2-Every time Nina has something to tell me she says "Michelle! And Michelle you know what?"
3-Henry gets up in the middle of the night and hides under the dinner table which would be pretty sneaky but when the chairs move you can hear it throughout the whole house
4-Henry says "oh! my! gosh!"
5-When either of them get into trouble and I say "come here please" they always put their hands over their butts
6-They call oreo cookies orky cookies
7-When Nina eats all the food off of her plate she holds it up and shows me
8-Whenever we drive past a fast food place Nina says "I'm hungry over there"
9-If they are fighting and I ask who wants a spanking for fighting Nina always says "Henry does"
10-Henry pretends I cant see him and walks around with his hands on his face and will try to get into the cookies
11-Nina eats bell peppers like apples---simply amazing
12-When I am super busy cleaning or whatever Henry always wants to help and Nina always comes and tells me "I dont want to help. No thank you."

Also I am kicking butt in my classes! "Excellent work. Very detailed and easy to read."
"Your explanation went above and beyond expectations. You demonstrated excellent written communication skills and were very thorough."---Darren Mcgregor my professor
Yeah my teacher said those things about me! I am freakin awesome I do think!